Lucky you!
You've landed a man.
He's sweet and sexy, hunky and smart.

EVEN your parent approves.

BEFORE he gets too cocky, though,
its time to show him
WHO'S IN CHARGE.

NO,this isn't about putting him on a leashor turning him into a robot.
He just needs to see and do things
YOUR ways
The good news is, men are like puppies:
THEY CAN BE TAUGHT TO OBEY.
You simply need some smarts and some patience.
With practice, you'll have him
EATING OUT OF YOUR HAND.
So let's get started.

A little charm goes a long way
when it comes to getting him to do what YOU want.
MEN have giant egos
and anything that feeds
those ego will make him pay attention.
So go ahead,
reinforce his good behavior with flattery.
Praise the manly way he pushes a vacuum.
Gush over the way he heats canned soup.
Ooh and aah
over his bulging biceps when he takes out the garbage!
Tell him how smart he is for remembering
Valentine's Date?, Your Birthday.?
But let's say your man ALREADY thinks he's hot stuff.
He thinks he's sexy when he vacuums.
This dude need to be humbled.
Show him who's BOSS.

NEXT TIME he forgets to call,
show up late, or talks kindly of his former girlfriend,
STRIP HIM OF HIS BASIS.
PITCH his remote control.
Put a padlock on the fridge.
TOSS his beer uts to the squirrels.
Does he want a night out with the boys?
Sure, you say with a sly smile.
When all's said and done,
you'll be thrilled with your newly
made -over man.
Not only will he know
WHO'S IN CHARGE,
he'll also know
WHEN TO RUB YOUR FEET,
bring you that cup of tea like the QUEEN you are.
You'll know you did a good job
when you hear him say to his friends:
"I have to check with (your name) first."
"I'd rather stay home with (your name)."
"Let's ask (your name) to join us."
And to you:
"What would you like to do dear?"
"Your wish is my command."
"You're right, of course."